December 2009
93 posts
fmylife:
Today, I had one more gift to buy: a copy of ‘Fight Club’. I asked a person working at Best Buy if they had any in stock. The man wouldn’t sell me the last copy because I had broken the first two rules. FML
i dated this guy. 150 text messages and 59 phone calls in 4 days. 2 picture messages of his tatts. i was staring at my phone horrified after the 10th message and 4th phone call but it just kept beeping!
fmylife:
Today, my boyfriend called me 80 times in 5 minutes. I had previously told him I was with my friends. He left me a voicemail proposing saying he loved me to death and he was crying....
Watchi always thought that she knew that the irony in the song was that nothing she sang about was actually ironic? that was the whole point. right?
Twitter's List Of 370 Banned Passwords →
maleydaily:
My favorite?
“8675309”
Slacktivist: What's raging from the lounge in 2010
This is a snippet from a longer post
slacktivist:
Party of One
Throughout the world’s democracies, groups for and against internet freedoms are emerging.
Don’t under-estimate the importance of this – it’s not just bureaucrats versus angry bearded fat guys. Think of how many of the world’s major disagreements weren’t about different interpretations freedom.
The key to all of these arguments...
I just discovered that "Bichon Frise" is not meant...
davereed:
Now I’m hungry; I could go for some bitchin’ fries right about now…
“You see things; and you say, ‘Why?’ But I dream things that never were; and I...”
– George Bernard Shaw
“It is the spectator, and not life, that art really mirrors.
Diversity of...”
– Oscar Wilde. (via zavalamariana)
Photo Website
I know a photographer who’s done this. The images are too small to take good quality screenshots and they’re all watermarked so he can display his portfolio but you still need to buy the goods from him. Reasonable request in my book.
clientsfromhell:
Client: I’d like to create a place where photographers can post their photos and everyone can go to the site and look at them. It will...
“[Exit, pursued by a bear.]”
– The Winter’s Tale
Greatest stage direction ever or GREATEST STAGE DIRECTION EVER?
(Thank you for reminding of this, Ross.)
(via atsween)
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here’s hoping these crazy kids work it out
fmylife:
Today, my girlfriend canceled our date I’ve been looking forward to all week because her dog was having puppies. She doesn’t have a dog. FML
fmylife:
Today, I had to cancel a dinner date with my boyfriend of 2 years to take my cat to the emergency vet. He just broke up with me because “I don’t own a cat”. I’ve had this cat for 5...
Finally, some parenting I can respect fmylife:
Today, I was approached by a policeman who asked me if I was the owner of the green Camry. Turns out my parents decided to teach me a lesson for lying where I had been by reporting the car stolen. They also wouldn’t answer my one phone call. FML
Advanced media attribution; A should-be-standard... →
For the last few year Ad Server providers have been working to improve their ability to attribute the contribution media placements make to an acquisition in a more detailed and accurate way.
For…